A Brief Foray Into "Solid Food"

Have Spoon, Want Food

A few weeks ago Mom started telling me she was going to start giving me solid food, so naturally I got excited. This is a big deal, and I couldn't make mind up what I wanted for my first meal. There are so many options out there . . . Steak, ribs, various German sausages, gamebird, lobster, pasta, ice cream, cookies, cake . . .you get the idea. The possibilities are endless. I don't even know where to begin.

Instead, I was given this:

To which my reaction, naturally, was this (a mix of confusion, disillusionment, and a noticeable feeling of betrayal):

Whoever said this gruel is "solid food" needs have their heads checked. No more for me, thank you.

No Mas!