Dr. Mallard Says I'm Just Big-Boned

I went to see Dr. Mallard last week. I weigh 11 pounds, 11 ounces.

Cayden said, "No! No! No! No!"

I got to hang out with my older cousin, Cayden, this weekend when NiNi and Aunt B came to town. He's pretty cool. He knows how to drive a car. He's 1 and a half.

Laughin'

I'm a month old today, and I'm just learning to laugh. Mom makes it easy because she's funny:

Dad's Gonna Write a Letter

Dad's face gets real red when he has to change batteries in all my stuff. He hates that nothing uses electricity, and everything requires tools to change the batteries. He screamed something about writing a letter to Fisher-Price. That and some other words I didn't understand.

Grand Mamo

I'm so lucky to have my Grand Mamo!! Mom calls her the Baby Whisperer.

Egg McMuffin

Dad said, "This smells like an Egg McMuffin."

Mom said, "MMMM, Egg McMuffins sound good!"

Aunts & Uncles (B,C,D, E, John, and Shane)

Someone needs to do a better job naming my aunts and uncles. This may help me learn the alphabet, but we might as well number them. Here they are (in alphabetical order):

Aunt B

Uncle C

Aunt D

Aunt E

Uncle John

Uncle Shane

Dads

Here's me & Dad with Uncle John & Grace, and Uncle Blake & Margo. Me and Dad look like we could swallow everyone else on the couch.

Me & Grace

I met my cousin, Grace, for the first time today. We were born 4 days apart. I thinks she's real sweet, but if she's going to keep sticking her tongue out at me, I'm telling.

Toying With Video

Dad's no Steven Spielberg, but we thought a video might be nice. More to come . . .

Not My Finest Moments

I don't know this kid.

Real funny, Dad.

Seriously, enough.

Uncle C

This is me with Uncle C in his creepy flesh-colored hat. I tooted in his arms, and he almost dropped me.

First Post

Well, here I am. The long wait is over!